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One of the many reasons I love The Sims so fucking much.
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☮ May 23rd • 132,350 notes
if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life
like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.
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☮ May 22nd • 18,865 notes
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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☮ May 22nd • 50,683 notes
Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal
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☮ May 21st • 106,361 notes
